tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42357262803444284462024-02-08T02:07:19.464-08:00Randy Candy LandSupple, like nipple!RandyCandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01310887967320754336noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4235726280344428446.post-31869965228996813942010-10-13T22:02:00.000-07:002010-10-13T22:05:43.570-07:00Why do ants think they can crawl on me without getting eaten. DUMMY ants! However, i don't mind the ants in my pants - they keep the crabs company.RandyCandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01310887967320754336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4235726280344428446.post-2591427449271328212010-10-13T21:58:00.000-07:002010-10-13T22:00:46.254-07:00I feel very lucky to be working at the kid friendly haunted house this year. When i grab the kids i can't get in trouble, cuz hey "i'm a monster."RandyCandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01310887967320754336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4235726280344428446.post-83657660052807326482008-11-28T22:14:00.000-08:002008-11-28T22:20:13.755-08:00legalize cannibalism!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K79ZYH54jBY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K79ZYH54jBY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I love meat!<br />eating meat!<br />rubbing it on my body!<br />Why can't we start eating the most vicious animal of them all, PEOPLE.<br />I'm tiring of eating the same old cow, pig, or donkey -<br />why do we have too limit what meat to eat, its speciesism.<br />I mean there's a lot of people in jail to eat.<br />There's babies everywhere for no reason or by accident to consume.<br />For you moral meat eaters, lets do comatose patients,<br />they should be edible too!<br />They don't feel pain and aren't conscious.<br />Hey, Zombies are already doing it!<br />I'd prefer fresh baby flesh,<br />but back of the arm fat on adults is just fine!, perhaps with a side of nipple.<br />Do Mexicans taste spicy or do black people taste like chicken?<br />After dinner, you can wash it down with a nice goblet of blood...you can pick your teethe with the consumed humans nails and floss with there hair!<br />Where can i get my license to raise humans for slaughter?<br />I can't wait for the day that i go to BurgerKing and order the people burger with the side of man sauce.<br />Don't donate your body to science to be hacked up into pieces, i'll eat you!<br /><br />so, do you prefer white meat or dark meat?RandyCandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01310887967320754336noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4235726280344428446.post-55548801133583313782008-11-26T17:56:00.000-08:002008-11-26T20:14:26.811-08:00The Golden Shower!!<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VPL0rq9CPho&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VPL0rq9CPho&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Tinkle me this, puddle me that...<br />Have you ever woken up from your drunken slumber<br />only to realize that your laying in your own bath of urine?<br />oh my, i sure have!<br />Have you ever gone out with your girl/boyfriend or midget and relieved yourself on them, the bar, someones bed, or your pets?<br />guilty!<br />Have you ever wee wee'd out of your phallus member<br />filled a cup<br />added vodka<br />and drank it cuz "why not, it's free...and i LOVE lemonade in the summer?"<br /><br />What i really want to understand is this....<br />is this guy really peeing on her<br />or did he fill up the can with his urinate?<br /><br />inquiring minds would like to know...well, maybe just mine!RandyCandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01310887967320754336noreply@blogger.com1