The Golden Shower!!

Tinkle me this, puddle me that...
Have you ever woken up from your drunken slumber
only to realize that your laying in your own bath of urine?
oh my, i sure have!
Have you ever gone out with your girl/boyfriend or midget and relieved yourself on them, the bar, someones bed, or your pets?
guilty!
Have you ever wee wee'd out of your phallus member
filled a cup
added vodka
and drank it cuz "why not, it's free...and i LOVE lemonade in the summer?"

What i really want to understand is this....
is this guy really peeing on her
or did he fill up the can with his urinate?

inquiring minds would like to know...well, maybe just mine!